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(Tech 9 Acquisitions - When inexperienced al-Malik players and GM's try to speek the "Beautiful Tongue")
 
al-Malik NPC: Doubtless you are blessed...
  ((Translation: "Do you speak the Beautiful Tongue?))
Hasan: _Your_ blessing shines forth.
   ((Yup. And so do you apparently.))
Ghazali: The golden cow flies at midnight.
   ((I decided not to put any points into the Beautiful 
   Tongue so I wouldn't have to think about it much. And 
   I haven't.))

This goes on for a while, but nobody really put much thought
into the beautiful tongue so the GM and the two al-Malik PC's
flounder through a strange conversation.

Amelia: ((To GM)) So the Beautiful Tongue is just a pile
   of metaphors?
GM: Yes, and only other al-Malik can figure out.
Amelia: This includes the GM apparently...
- Tech 9 Acquisitions
(Tech 9 Acquisitions - Can we do that? . . .)
Hasan: Yeah, we can do that.
Amelia: How?
Hasan: Why through the miracle of Plot Connivance..
-Ben
(Tech 9 Acquisitions - Insert Chase Music Here.)

"Follow the ninny hound!!!

-Ifrum Hazat

(I don't know where this came from but I think it's an insult of some sort.)

"Damn DUNE COONS!"

-Ifrum Hazat, in reference to the al-Melik

(Tech 9 Acquisitions - One liners)

"It's a conseald flame thrower."

"Nobody expects the Temple of Esti!"

"You can argue with a lot of people, but you can't argue with the Pancreator."

"Do I have time to gravy my poultry?"

"We've discovered an Annanoci Tool! We don't know what it does, but we call it the 'Sonic Screwdriver'!"

"I'm the deaf mute freak giant and I can't hear a word you're saying."

-Tech 9 Acquisitions
(Tech 9 Acquisitions - Don't Make The Captain Think You're Endangering Her Ship)

((Chief Amelia yells at Ifrum Hazat.))
 
Amelia: You will calm down and shut up RIGHT NOW, or
  I will put you off my ship!
Ghazali: But, we're half way between the planet and
  the Jump Gate.
Amelia: How observent of you.
-Chief Amelia FitzWood
(A little good advice for the Fading Suns Universe...)
 
~Don't feed a Vorox after midnight.

~Don't get an Ur Oubon wet.

~And whatever you do...
 . . .Don't pet a Chantor and say, "Nice Horsey."
-Tech 9 Acquisitions
(Tech 9 Acquisitions - Dervishes Need Something To Do In the Off Season)
 
NPC Hazat: I must leave you now.
Ifrum: Ah, returning to the Barracks?
NPC Hazat: No, my shop.  This is the best season for pottery.
-Adam
(Tech 9 Acquisitions - We describe ourselfs to eachother...)
 
Michelle: What do you look like?
Tony: I'm 7 feet tall, I'm wairing long robes...
  And I have one brown eye and one glowing red eye.

Amelia: Where are you from again?
Far Valon: Eh... Nowhere.