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1) Never go off alone . . .
2) It's not really a good idea to blow up the outhouse . . .
3) Don't cast a hex that traps all the Walkin' Dead ***AND*** all of your friends in 5' deep quicksand. And if you just gotta do it, first check and make sure that you're not standing on the steps of an abandoned church in East Nowhere, TX with nobody but a huge, bloodthirsty, black magic using servant of the reckoners to talk to. Could get awkward.
4) Never, EVER, let the Ranger get ahold of high explosives.
5) When riding through the Kansas plains, two dozen Prairie Ticks might pop up at any moment, so the Flamethrower rides up front.
6) Everyone carrying 10 Sticks of Dynamite and 2 bottles of Nitro, Even though you can afford it, is Bad
7) Never shotgun a guy with a full flamethrower at pointblank range.
8) Never have a psychotic Irishman in the posse
9) Always distrust Southern Belles with hat boxes.
10) Use chips on Guts rolls!
11) Shamans should take a high Spirit trait
12) If ya got a Two Fisted Gunslinger . . . give 'em something more substantial to shoot then *Derringers*.
13) Real Villains shoot the Dog.
14) 9 points for word usage, and a cookie for using the term "Gygaxian Whore".
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